Wednesday, January 7, 2009

so i was "cleaning my room" and found a bunch of hilarious acrostic poems written by me, annie, and riley in a study hall in tenth grade.

(by me, "wow")
Worldly Eugene had a thing for messing with
Orangutans. one day they came and took him a
Way, nobody was the same.

(by annie, "wow")
Why couldn't they eat fish in red aprons? (the fish.)
Othello probably died.
Withered hamburgers were served and eaten to-day.

(by riley, "wow")
Where oh where is my little monkey gone? this
Obnoxious sister is eating my toe. 1)
Why am I so concerned and 2) "little monkey" is the dirtiest phrase i've ever heard

(by annie, "celebrate")
Cake was
Eaten.
Lots of cake was
Eaten.
Bring more cake
Right now.
As soon as possible,
Take
Ears.

(by me, "partay")
Please
Assume
Responsibility.
Take
Away
Yetis.

(by riley, "cake spoon")
Colin
Annie
Kerri and
Ed
Saw
Purple
Orangutans
On
Norbert.

and that concludes our flashback for the day! I hope you enjoyed it!

1 comment:

the unholy atlantic said...

i think my favorite one is kerri's "wow" one. for an acrostic about orangutans, it has an intensely dramatic ending.

also, my verification for this comment is "bapingl," HA